As a child, I always remembered there being four fruit of the loom characters. Apple Guy, Green Grape guy and Purple Grape guy, and someone else. I recently saw a fruit of the loom commercial, and noticed that the fourth fruit of the loom guy was a brown lumpy turd looking guy. What kind of fruit is this guy. I did a bit of research and found that the fourth guy is not a whack of used toilet paper stuck together. The fourth guy is actually a bunch of leaves. Now, maybe it's just me, but I don't think a bunch of leaves constitutes a fruit or a loom. Where the hell did they come up with this guy? They didn't want to make Orange Guy? Maybe it was too tough to find a third colour of grapes?
I would like to suggest they replace compost leaves guy with Banana guy. Who wouldn't want to walk around in a pair of tighty whities boasting a banana?
I say they replace Leaf guy with this banana guy!
Or maybe replace the whole fruit dress up theme and have a bunch of overweight men wearing unitards! Hot!
