Another setback for the Toilet Chef of the Midwest

If you've ever tried to cook something on the toilet, let me tell you it takes a lot of skill and preparation. Not that I know from experience, or anything, it's just that a friend of a friend tried it once and I'll have to admit it sounded like a pretty mean kebab.

Joking aside, how desperate must you be if you have to cook your meals in a toilet? Well, a Washington prison inmate was that desperate. AP news story here. My next question would have to be "why is the washington prison selling uncooked meat to inmates who have no way of cooking it"? That's comparable to selling hard candy at a denture convention, or contraceptives to mormons.

Unfortunately, the AP did not get a photo or a name of this inmate. I however did some investigative research and found the crappy culinary online. Hit the link for a photo.

We're just Normal Aryans, trying to live a Culture-free Existence

So, I came across this Gem of a news article. It appears that a Loving family of New Jersey Nazis are just looking for a fair shake in life.

You Gotta Be Kidding Me!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081217/ap_on_fe_st/odd_hitler_cake

Who are these people, and why are they trying to play the Sympathy card here. So, the family was denied the services of Nazi cake decorating, and are looking for support. If it were me, I'd decoare their cake with some man-goo and fill it with a steaming pile of goat shit.