Yeah, so this morning, my roomie and I had a discussion about a fictional battle between Aunt Jemima and Mr. Butterworth. My roomie takes Aunt J because for someone who's "Just a head" she's created quite the empire, while Mrs. B is made of glass and easily broken.
I would think that seeing as how Mrs. B has arms and legs, her mobility and reach should be enough to take down the Face synonymous with Breakfast foods.
Continuing with the toipc, are Aunt J and Uncle Ben related? Is the quaker Oats guy and Mrs B getting it on? Who knows?
Out of all the Food-product mascots, I'd have to say the Jolly Green Giant has them beat. I know the Keebler elves could unite and may do some damadge, but I'm sure with enough Asparagus and Watter, The JGG would be able to drown the tiny Keebler village in a flood of asparagus smelling urine.
This is one heck of a first blog entry! See this level? this is where all my blogs will live. I'm not going to try to sound smart in intellectual, but I wll provide you with an amusing pre-work read, and through of the day.
So... Who you got?
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