Why people hate you

Why people hate you!

I’ve amassed a collection of reasons why people the certain things in life.

Dealership Mechanics:
Because they’re a Rip-off, and they don’t know what they’re doing. I recently went to ford to get my high-level service-3 maintenance done on my car. The dealership was looking to charge me to replace my fuel filter (which had been replaced in previous service 3 months ago). Fuel filters should be replaced every two years on my type of automobile. The dealership was going to charge me to remove my wheels twice. 1) $90 to remove my tires, and inspect the brakes, 2) $75 to once again remove the tires and rotate them. Now wouldn’t it make more sense to remove the tires once instead of removing them to check the brakes, then re-attaching them, only to re-remove them and rotate the tires? All in all, my dealership tried to scam me out of $245 in parts and labour above and beyond what was actually required. Aside from that I'm happy with Ford service. Ever wonder why you have problems keeping customers?

The City of Toronto:
Parking! Getting in to Toronto from the burbs is next to impossible unless you use a car. The problem is that once you get into the city, a lot of places don’t have enough parking. I recently parked in Toronto and got a ticket at 12:01 in the dot. The exact time parking was prohibited. This leads me to believe the parking attendant sat beside my car and waited for the stroke of midnight before he wrote his ticket. Parking in Toronto is the biggest scam out there. Not only is there a severe lack of parking, but when you do find parking the prices are through the roof. I can’t justify paying more money per hour for a parking spot than the attendant makes an hour. How bad must the attendant feel that he’s getting less money per hour than the spots he’s renting?

Family Day:
What a dirty holiday. IT was used as leverage to buy an election, and holds no weight as a valid holiday. Why not make Remembrance day a holiday? There’s a worthwhile cause! Why not give the masses a day off to recognize the sacrifices made by our war veterans? Why not set the holiday in the summer? Really, do we need a holiday in February? It’s true that we don’t have any holidays in February, but we do have Snow days & sick days. Kids across canada go to bed in February, praying to god that tomorrow will be a snow day. I can assure you not one kid has ever said " Please god, I pry that you'll make Feb 12 Family day"

10 items or less line:
Where are the 11+ item police when you need them? If someone puts more than 10 items on the conveyer of the 10 items or less line, it should be up to the cashier to turn them away. Unfortunately, Cashiers never turn them away. When one such inconsiderate customer puts 11+ items in an 10 and under line, I will do one of the two following things: 1) (If they're smaller than me) I'll say "Excuse me, did you realize you're in the 10 items or less line? The penalty for going over is buying me a box of Nerds." 2) (If they're bigger than me) That evening I go home and pray they develop a parasite that eats away at their urethra.

Bathroom Attendants:
I don’t want to pay you to hand me soap/towels/or CK one designer impostor cologne. 'nuff said.